Boiling Blood & Fire in the Belly
It's a complex world and it unveils little by little each day. It can be tough and it can be a little nauseating. So lie back, close your eyes, open your legs, and think of England.
And remember, when life gives you lemons… Keep them ! Because, hey, free lemons !
∴⋆△=⋀+➶❩
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YES ALL CATS DO THIS! OMG
“uh no you don’t...
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[Image: A GIF of two cats. The adult cat, who is white and ginger, is lying on a wood floor; the kitten, who is white with a brown spot on its head,...
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GQ: But when [a critic] says “vile, cynical, and dishonest”? Or an “appalling piece of comedy hackwork”? Can you just brush it off?
Ricky Gervais: Yeah. Who said it?
GQ: I can’t remember specifically right now.
Ricky Gervais: Right. But who wrote and directed Derek?
GQ: You did.
Ricky Gervais: You remember that, don’t you?
YES ALL CATS DO THIS! OMG
“uh no you don’t control me, I control you, human.”
i’m insufferable and relentless, I would beat that bat.
(via catsdoingsillythings)
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[Image: A GIF of two cats. The adult cat, who is white and ginger, is lying on a wood floor; the kitten, who is white with a brown spot on its head, is lying on its side under the cat’s face and using both paws to bat at the cat’s mouth. The cat has its tongue out.]
Hey. Hey. Heeeeeey.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m61h5eaL191qh28hmo1_500.gif)
[Image: A GIF of two cats. The adult cat, who is white and ginger, is lying on a wood floor; the kitten, who is white with a brown spot on its head, is lying on its side under the cat’s face and using both paws to bat at the cat’s mouth. The cat has its tongue out.]
Hey. Hey. Heeeeeey.
(via cracktastic)
you start out stealing songs
Then you’re robbing liquor stores
And selling Crack
And running over school kids with your car
So Don’t Download This Song
The record store is where you belong
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should
Oh Don’t Download This Song
Oh you don’t want to mess
With the R I Double A
They’ll sue you if you burn that CD-R.
It doesn’t matter if you’re a grandma
Or a seven year old girl
They’ll treat you like the evil Hard-bitten criminal scum you are
(via heath394)
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bunnyfood:
Later, Bro
[Image: A GIF of a black cat chilling on the edge of a couch. As her human walks by, he reaches out his hand and she extends her paw to give him a “high five”.]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m91zerfWvj1qdlh1io1_500.gif)
Later, Bro
[Image: A GIF of a black cat chilling on the edge of a couch. As her human walks by, he reaches out his hand and she extends her paw to give him a “high five”.]
We has a dog. Dog r ours.
Dogs are furniture.
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shivainlondon:
lol.
[Image: A GIF of a ginger cat who rushes out of a room and onto some sort of mat, which then slides forward into a pyramid of purple plastic cups, knocking them over.]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mda00yLCpO1qijn6po1_400.gif)
lol.
[Image: A GIF of a ginger cat who rushes out of a room and onto some sort of mat, which then slides forward into a pyramid of purple plastic cups, knocking them over.]
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jcstephan:
I don’t know if this is adorable… or animal cruelty. I am thinking it is the first though, because cats don’t react that calmly if they don’t like it. XD
Yeah, the cat seems fine with it. Or at least patient. Unless I’m reading the body language way wrong there.
[Image: A GIF of a pointed cat - possibly a Ragdoll or shorthaired equivalent - lying on its back and being propelled around the floor by its human. Another cat with similar coloring lies calmly in the background.]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbqdb4sbW01qbyxr0o1_400.gif)
I don’t know if this is adorable… or animal cruelty. I am thinking it is the first though, because cats don’t react that calmly if they don’t like it. XD
Yeah, the cat seems fine with it. Or at least patient. Unless I’m reading the body language way wrong there.
[Image: A GIF of a pointed cat - possibly a Ragdoll or shorthaired equivalent - lying on its back and being propelled around the floor by its human. Another cat with similar coloring lies calmly in the background.]
Goal reached
[Image: A GIF set of a black and white cat trying to get into an empty Jaffa cake carton. In the first, all we can see is the cat’s hind legs and tail kicking around. The second GIF is a similar shot, but from the side. The third GIF features the cat twisting around at the right angle to get its whole body outside, and the fourth and final GIF shows the cat poking its head out of the box and looking around.]
Whoops, posted to my personal blog instead.
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chichiwho:
almost here!
[Image: A GIF of four ginger tabby kittens. Three of them are attempting to climb a person’s leg as they take the video; the other just can’t be buggered and wanders off.]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/a9186ac431436b5646f6260687f5e3ec/tumblr_mjjgvo0OKw1qfvx4yo1_400.gif)
almost here!
[Image: A GIF of four ginger tabby kittens. Three of them are attempting to climb a person’s leg as they take the video; the other just can’t be buggered and wanders off.]
Adoptable Fridays - Silver and Sanders were adopted!!
We got a note from Brooke Lloyd updating us on these two sweethearts!
“Update: I just wanted to…
tiny kitty wearing a tiny hat eating a tiny ice cream cone
I’m going to destroy the universe because of these gifs.
[Image: A GIF set of a brown tabby kitten wearing a miniature bowler hat with a feather. A hand reaches in from offscreen holding a miniature cone with (something that looks like) chocolate ice cream; in the second GIF, the kitten starts to eat it.]
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[Image: A longhaired brown tabby cat in the process of being brushed, only instead of the person brushing the cat, the cat is pushing its face and neck against the brush and grabbing onto the person’s hand with its paws.]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/d50e338665e02a219722c03187a5a10e/tumblr_mhr1gfCXdH1qbyxr0o1_400.gif)
[Image: A longhaired brown tabby cat in the process of being brushed, only instead of the person brushing the cat, the cat is pushing its face and neck against the brush and grabbing onto the person’s hand with its paws.]
[Image: A two-GIF set. The first GIF features a black cat sitting/lying in a cardboard box full of styrofoam peanuts, while in the second one the cat is walking down the hall covered in said peanuts, leaving a trail of them in its wake.]